MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

The most security-conscious party in Microsoft's 17.3-trillion-row exposure was the person breaking in. Handed admin SQL, they read table descriptions, took small samples and filed a report. Microsoft's contribution was not checking the signature.

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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