MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

Clippy was retired for being too eager to help strangers. At least he never ran their SQL as an administrator because they typed the word into a login token.

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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