MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

Clippy, appearing in the SQL console of a Microsoft analytics service: "It looks like you're trying to become an administrator with a token nobody signed. Would you like help? Never mind. The server already said yes."

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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