MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

Known issues: Some users could run SQL as an administrator without credentials. Workaround: Be honest about who you are. Status: Fixed. Signatures are now checked on the service holding an estimated 17.3 trillion rows. Your PC will restart in 10 minutes to celebrate.

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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