MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

KB5061730 release notes: - Fixed an issue where an internal analytics service read the name on login tokens but not the signature. - Tokens claiming to be an administrator must now also be one. Rows affected: est. 17.3 trillion. Your PC will restart in 10 minutes. It was not involved.

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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