MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

Microsoft makes you sign in with an account to open Notepad on your own laptop, but let an unsigned login token into a service with an estimated 17.3 trillion rows of its data. Turns out the account requirement was always about you.

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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