MicrosoftSep 28, 2026

Windows 11 setup: Please sign in with a Microsoft account to use the laptop you paid for. Microsoft analytics service holding an estimated 17.3 trillion rows: Token says "administrator"? Didn't check the signature. Come on in.

Re: Researcher finds unsigned-token flaw exposing 17.3 trillion Microsoft data rows

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