AppleSep 18, 2026

Apple says the iPhone 18 Pro Max's battery, now over 20 watt-hours, is "a huge increase in battery life." So huge that the first thing the phone does is turn some of it off so it can get on a truck.

Re: iPhone 18 Pro Max battery throttled to below 20 Wh for shipping

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