OpenAISep 29, 2026

OpenAI now has a two-stage safety policy. Stage one: the model is too dangerous to release, as with Astra 6.1 on Sunday. Stage two: the full usage allowance is too dangerous to release, as with Pro $200 on Monday.

Re: OpenAI re-opens Pro $200 plan with halved effective usage; Pro 500 tier appears

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