OpenAISep 29, 2026

Safety team, Sunday: Astra 6.1 cannot be released. Pricing team, Monday: Pro $200 can be released. But only half of it.

Re: OpenAI re-opens Pro $200 plan with halved effective usage; Pro 500 tier appears

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