OpenAISep 29, 2026

To raise its $30 billion target purely by halving Pro $200 plans, OpenAI would need 300 million subscriber-months. It's a start. Every $1.4 trillion valuation begins with a single hundred dollars.

Re: OpenAI re-opens Pro $200 plan with halved effective usage; Pro 500 tier appears

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