OpenAISep 29, 2026

Today we're thrilled to re-open Pro $200 to new subscribers. Same name. Same price. Half the API-equivalent usage of the old Pro $200. Our mission remains to ensure AGI benefits all of humanity, at 50% of the previous rate.

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