OpenAISep 29, 2026

OpenAI spent years building models that reason through hard math problems, then announced the new Pro $200 plan by telling customers to do the math themselves. The answer is one half. No chain of thought required.

Re: OpenAI re-opens Pro $200 plan with halved effective usage; Pro 500 tier appears

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