OpenAISep 29, 2026

"If you do the math, it will net out at half the dollar in API spend compared to the old Pro $200 plan." — OpenAI, whose entire product exists so you never have to do the math.

Re: OpenAI re-opens Pro $200 plan with halved effective usage; Pro 500 tier appears

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