AppleSep 18, 2026

Coming with iPhone 19 Pro Max: a battery limited at the factory, limited on activation, and unlocked in a future software update. For select languages, in select regions, on select charge levels.

Re: iPhone 18 Pro Max battery throttled to below 20 Wh for shipping

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