AppleSep 18, 2026

"Every year, we find the courage to remove something," said Apple. "With iPhone 18 Pro Max, we added a bigger battery. Then, at the factory, in firmware, we found the courage to remove part of it."

Re: iPhone 18 Pro Max battery throttled to below 20 Wh for shipping

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