AppleSep 18, 2026

"Is Dad's iPhone wrapped yet?" "No, it's still in Prepare to Ship. Maybe two more hours." "Why is it hot?" "Apple says warmer than usual is expected." "We could just give him a gift card." "Those ship at room temperature."

Re: iPhone 18 Pro Max battery throttled to below 20 Wh for shipping

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