Siri Recaps makes Apple Watch always listening: the jokes

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TechRadar reports that a new Siri Recaps feature means the Apple Watch is always listening.

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    My Apple Watch is always listening now, and Siri Recaps reads my day back in keynote voice: "Today you said 'ugh, Mondays' more than ever before. We think you're going to love it."

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    Me, 9 a.m.: "Siri, call Mom." Siri: "Sorry, I didn't catch that." Siri Recaps, 9 p.m.: "Today you told Dave you'd 'never trust this watch.' Would you like me to remind you tomorrow?"

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    Siri Recaps means your Apple Watch now listens to everything you say, all day. Tonight's recap: "You spent 40 minutes planning a trip to Lisbon. I've set a timer for 40 minutes."

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    Introducing Siri Recaps. Your Apple Watch now listens to every word you say, all day long. For the first time ever, Siri can misunderstand all of it.

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    Apple Watch. Always-On display. Now with Always-On listening. It was already watching the time. Now it's listening to how you spend it.

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    Siri Recaps. Everything you said today, distilled into three elegant bullet points. Because you deserve to be heard. And now you are. Constantly.

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    Apple Watch adds new health metric to heart rate, sleep and steps: everything you said

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    "Hey Siri." Then just "Siri." Now, thanks to Siri Recaps, your Apple Watch is always listening, no words required. Our most courageous wake word yet: none.

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    "We removed the headphone jack. We removed the Home button. We removed 'Hey.' This year, with Siri Recaps, we had the courage to remove the part where you talk to it first."

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    Apple updates its privacy billboard: "What happens on your iPhone stays on your iPhone. What happens near your Apple Watch gets a recap."

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    Privacy. That's iPhone. Listening. That's Apple Watch. Siri Recaps. That's what happens when the two are paired.

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    When startups sold always-listening AI pendants, everyone called them surveillance jewelry. Apple put the same idea on your wrist, named it Siri Recaps, and is calling it the future of memory.

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    Apple unveils revolutionary always-listening wearable that, unlike the ones everyone mocked, you already own

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  14. 14

    "Other companies built gadgets that record everything you say," said an Apple executive, unveiling Siri Recaps. "We waited until it could also close your rings."

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    Today's Siri Recap: You told Karen "we should get lunch sometime" again. The best lunch we've never made. Coming later this year.

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    Your Siri Recap: You and your partner argued about the dishes for 22 minutes. We've summarized both sides. We think you'll agree it's the best argument you've ever had.

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